Top Best Funny Quotes For You

Hi, here in this article we are presenting some Funny Quotes. Life is full of tensions, so make it easy and happy with jokes and fun. This article is about, “Top Best Funny Quotes For You“. Here we are creating a list of some Funny Quotes that can make a smile on everybody’s face. If you are using a mobile phone so you can send one or more Quotes to your friends, besties, and others. As we know this a modern age of technology everyone is using the internet.

Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, and other social websites. You can use these mediums of communications to send a Funny Quote. But if you are not using social media or Internet, you can send these Funny Quotes by writing on a card. So if you want to make a smile on anybody send him/her a Quote from our list.


Funny Quotes

Top Best Funny Quotes For You:

This is a list of Some Funny Quotes please keep reading.

  • If I win the prize for laziness, I will send somebody to receive it.
  • I and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock is trying to make breakup between us.
  •  If we shouldn’t eat at night, why our refrigerator has a light in it.
  • I have changed my password to “incorrect”. It will remind me that your password is incorrect.
  • Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s a brighter day.
  • If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly in his foot, why did it fall off?
  • As your best friend, I will always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
  • Maybe if we tell students that brain is an App, they’ll start using it.
  • Seeing a snake is not scary, It’s scary when it disappears.
  • Don’t search your kids in the house, only switch off the Internet they will show up quickly.

Funny Quotes With Pictures:

Here we are also writing some Funny Quotes with Pictures you may choose one of them.

  • If you are hotter than me, its mean that I am cooler than you.
  • Sometimes I wish I become an Octopus, So I will slap 8 friends at once.

  • I am a unique person. Because at night I can’t asleep and at morning I can’t get up.
  • Never let your besties lonely, keep disturbing them.
  • Lazy people fact #36465123651153221521552156212111552. You were too lazy to read this number.

  • My purse is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
  • I am not running from Hard work because I am so lazy to run.
  • Life always gives you a second chance, it calls tomorrow.
  • When nothing is going right, go left.

  • I don’t need a hairstylist, every morning my pillow gives me a new hairstyle.
  • Common sense is like a perfume, those who need it the most never use it.

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